bazooka 发表于 2008-6-17 18:41:18

瞧瞧老外是如何学习中文脏话的,多认真多敬业!

瞧瞧老外是如何学习中文脏话的,多认真多敬业!
Sex
Penis
As in English, many Mandarin Chinese slang terms involve the genitalia or other sexual terms. For penis:
jībā (simplified Chinese: 鸡巴; traditional Chinese: 雞巴/鷄巴, IM abbreviation: G8) = cock (used as early as the Yuan Dynasty)
jījī (simplified Chinese: 鸡鸡; traditional Chinese: 雞雞/鷄鷄, IM: GG) = roughly equivalent of "dingy" as it is the childish version of the above.
xiǎo dìdì (小弟弟) = roughly equivalent of "wee-wee" (lit. "little younger brother")
kuà xià wù (跨下物) = roughly equivalent of "the package" (literary means "thing under crotch")
yīnjīng (simplified Chinese: 阴茎; traditional Chinese: 陰莖) = penis (scientific)
diǎo (屌 or substituted by 吊) = dick
Vagina
There appear to be more words for vagina, which is more common as an insult than the ones for penis:
bī (屄, 逼, 比, IM: B) = cunt
èrbī (二屄) = fuck-up (lit. "double vagina"; general insult)
shǎbī (傻屄) = stupid person (lit. "stupid cunt") IM:SB
sāobī (simplified Chinese: 骚屄; traditional Chinese: 騷屄) = bitch (lit. "lewd cunt")
chòubī (臭屄) = stinking cunt
lànbī (simplified Chinese: 烂屄; traditional Chinese: 爛屄) = rotten cunt
yīndào (simplified Chinese: 阴道; traditional Chinese: 陰道) = vagina (scientific)
zhuāngbī (simplified Chinese: 装屄; traditional Chinese: ) = poser (lit. "wearing the cunt")
Whores
In addition to the above expressions used as insults directed against women, other insults involve intimating they are prostitutes:
chòubiǎozi (臭婊子) = stinking whore
jiànhuò (simplified Chinese: 贱货; traditional Chinese: 賤貨) = slut (lit. "cheap commodity")
mài dòufu (simplified Chinese: 卖豆腐; literally "selling tofu") is a euphemism for prostitution.
sāohuò (simplified Chinese: 骚货; traditional Chinese: 騷貨) = slut (lit. "lewd commodity")
xiǎojiě (小姐) = still means "Miss" in many contexts but now also connotes prostitute to many young women, as it suggests expressions like zuò xiǎojiě (做小姐) or sānpéi xiǎojiě (三陪小姐) , which refers to bargirls who may also be prostitutes
xiǎolǎopó (小老婆) = mistress (lit. "little wife" or "little old woman")
Breasts
mīmī (咪咪; literally cat's purring "meow meow") is a euphemism for breast.
mántóu (traditional Chinese: 饅頭; simplified Chinese: 馒头; literally "steamed bun") also refers to a woman's breasts; as mantou is typical of northern Chinese cuisine this term is used primarily in northern China.
fúshòu (福寿; literally "happy long life")
nǎinǎi (奶奶) = boobies
zar (Beijing slang)
gege (Tianjin slang)
baoru (Chinese: 爆乳; literally "explosive breast") = big tits, likely loanword from Japanese.
Masturbation
Male masturbation, at least, has several vulgar expressions, in addition to two formal/scientific ones that refer to both male and female masturbation (shǒuyín 手淫 and zìwèi 自慰):
dăshǒuqiāng (simplified Chinese: 打手枪; traditional Chinese: 打手槍) = male masturbation (lit. "firing a handgun")
dǎfēijī (simplified Chinese: 打飞机; traditional Chinese: 打飛機) = male masturbation (lit. "hitting an airplane") A term which originated from the Cantonese language.
lǚguǎn/lǚguǎnr (捋管/捋管儿) = male masturbation (lit. "stroke the pipe")
wǔdǎyī (五打一) = male masturbation (lit. "five beating one")
Sexual intercourse
cào (肏/操) = fuck!
gàn (干) = to do = fuck
rì (日) = fuck!
Insults
As in English, a vulgar word for the sexual act is used in insults and expletives:
cào (肏/操) = fuck (the variant character 肏 was in use as early as the Ming dynasty in the novel Jin Ping Mei). 操 is usually used as a substitute for 肏 in print or on the computer, because 肏 is often not available for typesetting or input.
cào nǐ zǔzōng shíbā dài (肏你祖宗十八代) = fuck your ancestors to the eighteenth generation
cào nǐ zǔzōng shíqi dài (肏你祖宗十七代) = fuck your ancestors to the seventeenth generation
cào nǐ zǔzōng shíliù dài (肏你祖宗十六代) = fuck your ancestors to the sixteenth generation
cào nǐ zǔzōng shíwu dài (肏你祖宗十五代) = fuck your ancestors to the fifteenth generation
cào nǐ zǔzōng shísì dài (肏你祖宗十四代) = fuck your ancestors to the fourteenth generation
cào nǐ zǔzōng shísan dài (肏你祖宗十三代) = fuck your ancestors to the thirteenth generation
wǒ kào (我靠) = fuck! or fuckin' awesome! or holy shit! (Originally from Taiwan, this expression has spread to the mainland, where it is generally not considered to be vulgar.)
Mother
Insulting someone's mother is also common:
tā māde (simplified Chinese: 他妈的; traditional Chinese: 他媽的, IM: TMD) = goddamn it (lit. "his mother's"; in the 1920s the famous writer Lu Xun joked that this should be China's national curse word)
tā māde niǎo (simplified Chinese: 他妈的鸟; traditional Chinese: 他媽的鳥) = goddamn it (lit. "his mother's dick"; 鸟/鳥 literally is "bird", but used here as a euphemism for diǎo; 屌; "penis")
qù nǐ nǎinaide (去你奶奶的) = your mom (lit. "go to your grandma")
qù nǐ māde (simplified Chinese: 去你妈的; traditional Chinese: 去你媽的) = your mom (lit. "go to your mom")
qù nǐde (去你的) = fuck off/shut the fuck up (milder)
nǐmāde bī (simplified Chinese: 你妈的屄; traditional Chinese: 你媽的屄) = your mother's cunt
cào nǐ niáng (肏你娘) / cào nǐ mā (simplified Chinese: 肏你妈; traditional Chinese: 肏你媽) = fuck your mom
gàn nǐ mā (simplified Chinese: 干你妈; traditional Chinese: 幹你媽) / gàn nǐ lǎo mǔ (simplified Chinese: 干你老母; traditional Chinese: 幹你老母) = fuck your mom
Illegitimacy
Insults include implying that the interlocutor's mother or even grandmother was unfaithful. "Turtle" is commonly explained to be an insult because a turtle does not know its father.
wángbā (王八) / wàngbā (忘八) = cuckold; this was an insult as early as the Song dynasty; some argue that the 忘八 meant "forgetting the eight virtues"
wángbādàn (王八蛋, informal simplified: 忘八旦) / wàngbāgāozi (忘八羔子) = bastard (lit. "turtle egg")
guī sūnzi (simplified Chinese: 龟孙子; traditional Chinese: 龜孫子) / guī érzi (simplified Chinese: 龟儿子; traditional Chinese: 龜兒子) = bastard (lit. "turtle grandson")
dài lǜmàozi (simplified Chinese: 戴绿帽子; traditional Chinese: 戴綠帽子) = to be a cuckold (lit. "wear a green hat," supposedly because male brothel workers in the Tang dynasty had to wear green hats)
zázhǒng (simplified Chinese: 杂种; traditional Chinese: 雜種) = bastard (lit. "crossbreed"; originally racist, it is now sometimes racist and sometimes not)
Buttocks
While there are vulgar expressions in English referring to the buttocks or rectum, there are no real equivalents in Mandarin. Pìgu yǎn (屁股眼) or pìyǎnr (屁眼兒/屁眼儿), the expression for rectum, is not vulgar, but it occurs in various curses involving an imperforate anus:
jiào nǐ shēng háizi méi pìgu yǎn (simplified Chinese: 叫你生孩子没屁股眼; traditional Chinese: 叫你生孩子沒屁股眼) = literally, "May your child be born with an imperforate anus"; sometimes méi pìgu yǎn (simplified Chinese: 没屁股眼; traditional Chinese: 沒屁股眼) is used as an epithet similar to "damned"
Sluts
As in the West, highly sexual women have been stigmatized:
húli jīng (狐狸精) = bitch (overly seductive woman; lit. "fox spirit")
sānbā (三八) = airhead, braggart, slut (lit. "three eight"). Used to insult women. One derivation claims that at one point in the Qing dynasty, foreigners were only permitted to circulate on the eighth, eighteenth, and twenty-eighth of each month, and the Chinese deprecated these aliens by calling them 三八, but others claim 三八 refers to March 8th: International Women's Day.
gōng gòng qì chē (公共汽车) = slut (lit. "public bus") used for a women who sleeps around, as in "everyone has had a ride"
Positive connotations
Occasionally, slang words with a negative connotation are turned around and used positively:
wǒ cào (我肏) = holy fuck (lit. "I fuck")
niúbī (牛屄/牛逼) = fucking awesome (literally "cow cunt"; possibly influenced by the expression chuī niú pí; 吹牛皮, which means "to brag"). This phrase is sometimes also written as 牛B, 牛比, 牛鼻, or 牛逼.
diǎo (屌) / niǎo (simplified Chinese: 鸟; traditional Chinese: 鳥) = cock; this was an insult as long ago as the Jin Dynasty. Now it sometimes also means "fucking cool" or "fucking outrageous", thanks in large part to the pop star Jay Chou.
Mixed-up
Other insults include the word hùn (混), which means "mixed-up", or hùn (浑), which means "muddy":
hùnzhàng (simplified Chinese: 混账; traditional Chinese: 混賬) = prick
hùndàn (混蛋 / simplified Chinese: 浑蛋; traditional Chinese: 渾蛋) = prick
hūndàn (昏蛋) = prick
hùnqiú (混球) = prick
Eggs
Perhaps due to the influence of wángbādàn (王八蛋), dàn (蛋; "egg") is used in a number of other insults in addition to hùndàn (混蛋):
bèndàn (笨蛋) = dummy, fool (lit. "dumb egg")
dǎodàn (倒蛋 / simplified Chinese: 捣蛋; traditional Chinese: 搗蛋) = "to cause trouble"
gǔndàn (simplified Chinese: 滚蛋; traditional Chinese: 滾蛋) = get lost!
huàidàn (simplified Chinese: 坏蛋; traditional Chinese: 壞蛋) = bad egg
hútú dàn (糊涂蛋) = confused/clueless person
qíongguāng dàn (simplified Chinese: 穷光蛋; traditional Chinese: 窮光蛋) = a poor/penniless person
Melons
For some reason, guā (瓜; melon or gourd) is also used in insults:
shǎguā (傻瓜; also shǎzi, 傻子) = dummy, fool (in use as early as the Yuan dynasty)
dàiguā (呆瓜; also dàizi, 呆子) = dummy, fool
Useless
Fèi (simplified Chinese: 废, traditional Chinese: 廢; "useless") appears in a number of insults:
wōnang fèi (simplified Chinese: 窝囊废; traditional Chinese: 窩囊廢) = loser
fèirén (simplified Chinese: 废人; traditional Chinese: 廢人) = useless person
fèihuà (simplified Chinese: 废话; traditional Chinese: 廢話) = useless words (similar to the ridicule form of "no shit")
liúmáng (Chinese: 流氓) = scoundrel or pervert (the word originally meant vagrant); often used by women to insult men who make aggressive advances
Face
Because shame (or face) is important in Chinese culture, insulting someone as "shameless" is much stronger than in English:
bùyàoliǎn (simplified Chinese: 不要脸; traditional Chinese: 不要臉) = shameless, lit. "doesn't want face"
Girlish
Niángniangqiāng (Chinese: 娘娘腔) is a pejorative used to describe Chinese males who are extremely effeminate in their speaking style. It is related to the term sājiào (撒娇, to whine), but is predominantly said of males who exhibit a rather "girlish" air of indecisiveness and immaturity. Adherents of both tend to lengthen sentence-final particles while maintaining a higher-pitched intonation all throughout. The usage of the tilde as an Internet meme reflects the popularization of this style of speaking, which is often perceived by Westerners as being cute or seductive.
Inhuman
Other insults accuse people of lacking qualities expected of a human being:
chùsheng (畜生) = animal (these characters are also used for Japanese "chikushō", which may mean "beast," but is also used as an expletive, like "damn!")
nǐ bú shì rén (你不是人) = you're not human (lit.: "you are not a person")
nǐ shì shénme dōngxi (simplified Chinese: 你是什么东西; traditional Chinese: 你是什麽東西) = you're less than human, literally: What kind of object are you? (compares the level of a person to that of an object)
nǐ búshì dōngxi (simplified Chinese: 你不是东西; traditional Chinese: 你不是東西) = you're less than human (implies less worth than an object)
bùyàoliǎn de dōngxī (simplified Chinese: 不要脸的东西; traditional Chinese: 不要臉的東西) = you're shameless and less than human (lit.: "you are a thing that has no shame")
Death
Sǐ (死; "dead", or more precisely, "damn(ed)") is used in a number of insults:
sǐ guǐ (死鬼) = bastard
sǐ sānbā (死三八) / chòu sānbā (臭三八) = bitch
sǐ bùyàoliǎn (simplified Chinese: 死不要脸; traditional Chinese: 死不要臉) = shameless (lit.: " died without shame")
qu sǐ (去死) = go die
Shit
Originally the various Mandarin Chinese words for "excrement" were less commonly used as expletives, but that is changing. Perhaps because farting results in something that is useless even for fertilizer: "fàng pì" (放屁; lit. "to fart") is an expletive in Mandarin:
qù chī dàbiàn (去吃大便) Eat shit! (大便 is neither an expletive nor does it have the same effect as 'shit' in English.)
fàng pì (放屁) = bullshit, nonsense (literally "to fart"; used as an expletive as early as the Yuan dynasty. Taiwanese just simply say "pi" or "ge pi" when referring to "bullshit" (as in lies), as "fang pi" is taken literally "to fart".)
pìhuà (simplified Chinese: 屁话; traditional Chinese: 屁話) = nonsense
Animals
Dogs
The fact that many insults are prefaced with the Mandarin Chinese word for dog attest to the animal's low status:
gǒuzǎizi (狗崽子/狗仔子) = son of a dog (English equivalent: "son of a bitch")
gǒu pì (狗屁) = bullshit, nonsense (lit. "dog fart"; in use as early as 1750 in the Qing dynasty novel Ru Lin Wai Shi (The Scholars)
gǒu pì bù tōng (狗屁不通) = incoherent, nonsensical
gǒu niáng yǎng de (simplified Chinese: 狗娘养的; traditional Chinese: 狗娘養的) = son of a bitch (lit. "raised by a dog mother")
gǒurìde (狗日的) = son of a bitch (from Liu Heng's story "Dogshit Food", lit. "dog fuck)
gǒushǐ duī (狗屎堆) = a person who behaves badly (lit. "a pile of dog excrement"); gǒushǐ (狗屎), or "dog excrement," was used to describe people of low moral character as early as the Song dynasty. Due to Western influence, as well as the similar sound, this has become a synonym for bullshit in some circles.
gǒuzázhǒng (simplified Chinese: 狗杂种; traditional Chinese: 狗雜種) = literally "mongrel dog," a variation on zázhǒng (simplified Chinese: 杂种; traditional Chinese: 雜種), above.
zǒugǒu (走狗) = often translated into English as "running dog", it means an unprincipled person who helps or flatters other, more powerful and often evil people; in use in this sense since the Qing dynasty
gǒutuǐzi (狗腿子) / gǒutuǐ (狗腿) = variant of zǒugǒu (走狗) (lit. "running dog" or dog legs)
Rabbits
In at least one case, rabbit is part of an insult:
xiǎotùzǎizi (小兔崽子) = son of a rabbit (quite ironically, this insult is often used by parents to insult their children)
Horse
mazi (Chinese: 马子; literally "horse") a derogatory word for girlfriend.
Divinity
One of the few insults connected to the supernatural is not used to damn but to compare the insulted person to a disliked god:
wēnshén (瘟神) = troublemaker (literally "plague god")
Miscellaneous
Some expressions are harder to explain:
èrbǎiwǔ (二百五) = stupid person/idiot (see 250)
Homosexuality
While there are various circumlocutions in Mandarin Chinese for homosexual, like duǎnxiù (simplified Chinese: 断袖; traditional Chinese: 斷袖), yútáo (余桃), and bōlí (玻璃, after "BL", Boys' Love), these are less common as insults. Tóngzhì (同志) (lit. "comrade") was recently adopted in Hong Kong and Taiwan to mean homosexual, and is frequently used on the mainland. After the success of Ang Lee's Brokeback Mountain, duànbèi (simplified Chinese: 断背; traditional Chinese: 斷背) (lit. "brokeback") has also become popular.



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bazooka 发表于 2008-6-17 18:48:17

抢沙发的人呢?
你们太不敬业了,这么久也没人来抢!
















苏沪烟雨 发表于 2008-6-17 19:05:38

来哉

累赘 发表于 2008-6-17 19:34:21

原帖由 bazooka 于 2008-6-17 18:48 发表 http://bbs.argstorm.com/images/common/back.gif
抢沙发的人呢?
你们太不敬业了,这么久也没人来抢! 老子来了,在此严正声明:此帖在全世界只有一个沙发。沙发两边的扶手同属于一个沙发。任何企图想制造两个或两个以上沙发的,或是一个沙发一个板凳的行为都必将遭到包括中国人民在内的全世界人民的反对和强烈谴责em05

苏沪烟雨 发表于 2008-6-17 19:53:57

老外为什么不学“册呢”、“错B”?

累赘 发表于 2008-6-17 19:57:36

因为太小众

Caniforever 发表于 2008-6-17 21:31:21

肏楼上em019

苏沪烟雨 发表于 2008-6-17 21:49:21

啊国宁刚中国爱屋,塞4洋泾帮,册呢

Andres 发表于 2008-6-18 09:15:57

应该把中国各地的方言都加进去咩。。。。。。。。。

小豆丁梅西 发表于 2008-6-18 16:51:27

哈哈哈,经典

潘帕斯守护神 发表于 2008-6-19 15:21:22

什么乱七八糟的

gonzalo2010 发表于 2008-6-19 18:53:33

em08

heqingoodluck 发表于 2008-8-23 20:25:23

经典的一比!
顶起来

炮炮 发表于 2008-8-23 20:28:23

楼主那晚喝的太少了。

naclx 发表于 2008-8-23 22:40:12

那天在酒吧和几个老外朋友看阿根廷打巴西,正好在放Michael Jackson的"beat it",老外顺便解释了“beat it”的几个意思,其中一个意思,他们用中文说“打飞机”

糖綶盒の梦 发表于 2008-8-24 11:37:25

原帖由 naclx 于 2008-8-23 22:40 发表 http://bbs.argstorm.com/images/common/back.gif
那天在酒吧和几个老外朋友看阿根廷打巴西,正好在放Michael Jackson的"beat it",老外顺便解释了“beat it”的几个意思,其中一个意思,他们用中文说“打飞机”

苏沪烟雨 发表于 2008-8-24 12:22:41

吃不消

阿sa宝宝 发表于 2008-8-24 13:05:25

哎,作为一个版主,竟然、、、、、、、、、

pekerman 发表于 2008-8-24 17:33:37

果然是液精于勤而荒于稀。
豆丁居然都射到小卡雄的地盘来了。

苏沪烟雨 发表于 2008-8-24 17:38:05

过一腔我要写《白蛇》了

windboy 发表于 2008-8-24 19:12:42

原帖由 heqingoodluck 于 2008-8-23 20:25 发表 http://bbs.argstorm.com/images/common/back.gif
经典的一比!
顶起来




南京人?

暴力小巫女 发表于 2008-8-24 19:21:24

原帖由 苏沪烟雨 于 2008-8-24 17:38 发表 http://bbs.argstorm.com/images/common/back.gif
过一腔我要写《白蛇》了

英文版的?

苏沪烟雨 发表于 2008-8-24 19:28:42

原帖由 暴力小巫女 于 2008-8-24 19:21 发表 http://bbs.argstorm.com/images/common/back.gif


英文版的?

就是一般的,里面加点七言或五言诗,可能还有越剧唱段。
白蛇阿姐

Caniforever 发表于 2008-8-24 20:15:04

请发到文化艺术em019
那里的版主是个美女em020
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